Must Read!

My good friend Shamsul forwarded this to the rest of the gang some time ago....pleasure reading :)


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I
love you.'

To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute
and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey,

I love you too !!




haha...amik ko!

cheers